The shed - paid for before I thumped my right hand - is being delivered Ikea-style on Monday. I'm in no fit state to build a shed, though thankfully I've got help.
I went up to B&Q in Chiswick today to pick up some woodstain: 2.5L of Cuprinol garden shades in Iris if I could get it, else Barleywood. I've been planning where the shed is going for well over a year now and I always pictured it as stained dark blue with the trim (doorframe, corner edgings) painted gloss white. I don't know why I pictured those colours, but I did, and now that's what my shed looks like.
Turns out they do the range in 2.5L, and they do both Iris and Barleywood, but they don't do either of those colours in 2.5L. They stock everything but dark blue in 2.5L. Bugger. I could buy two 1L cans, but they're £14 apiece while a 2.5L can would be £19, meaning I'd be paying damn near 150% the price for only 80% the amount of woodstain. Sod that for a laugh!
So the shed's coming, sure as Winter in Westeros, but I've got no stain, half a hand, and I've still not built the bearers yet.