I have invented something amazing!

After much tinkering, I reckon this is the ideal mix for a Baileys Malt:

Into a blender add

• 1/3 of a tub of ice cream, 
• 1/2 a bottle of baileys, 
• 4dsp ovaltine, 
• 2dsp cocoa powder, 
• 1tsp vanilla bean paste, 
• milk up to the max line.  

Whiz it up until smooth and serve ice cold.  The genius thing is that it lines your stomach and gets you pissed at the same time!  I've had two and a half mugs today.  Big mugs.  I should probably sit down now :)